Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Jul 10, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar.
    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong .
    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.
    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays , Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'
    Q.. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States

    OH shut up ... just pass it on!.....
  2. I been discriminated against, you said nothing about us Bohunks.

    Boo to Rooter, boo to Rooter, Rooter discriminates against Bohunks, boo.

  3. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Okay Grump, I can handle a 'BOO' anytime, it's those 'ass-kickings' I've rec'd over the years that wound my pride...Strange you should mention the BOHUNKS as I always associated my oft told Polish jokes with that term...Used to tell Polish jokes all the time...kinda like my trademark...So proud was I of the fact my father had come from Germany....later down the road my kid sister wanted to do some geneology and she went to that area of Germany where our fathers roots were...Seems she discovered a lot of shirt-tail relatives with the surnames ending in SKI.....Well, I just surmised the fact was evident and I've mended my ways....Chiefski
  4. My proud as a peacock aunt was to the bone proud of her 100% pure blood Polish stock. Then one day while we were roofing her fathers house and he was on his second six pack he told her that her maternal grandmother was a Krause and his own mother was Austrian/Polish. It was the first time in my life that I or anybody else didn't hear her loud overpowering voice the rest of the day. It was also the last day she ever told an ethnic joke. That would have been about 1958, she is still loud but still subdued when it comes to nationalities and ethnic groups. :D

    What really made her upset was her brothers and sisters knew but didn't care and the reason nobody told her was they didn't want to be the object of her wrath. After 7 or 8 Pabst Blue Ribbons her dad didn't care. It was great.
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