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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by oscarmayer, Sep 13, 2010.

  1. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    > Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a
    > young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said,
    >
    > "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must
    > abstain from having sex for two weeks."
    >
    > The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
    > pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to
    > abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
    >
    > The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor."
    >
    > "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The
    > pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you
    > able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?"
    >
    > The man replied, "The first week was not too bad. The second week
    > I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes, we
    > made it."
    >
    > "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. The
    > pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were
    > you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
    >
    > "No Pastor, we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks"
    > the young man replied sadly.
    >
    > "What Happened?" inquired the pastor.
    >
    > "My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and
    > dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with
    > lust and took advantage of her right there."
    >
    > "You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in
    > our church," stated the pastor.
    >
    > "We know," said the young man, "we're not welcome at Home Depot
    > anymore either."
    >
  2. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Fantastic!!!!!!!
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    Loved that one!
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    Wish they would ban my wife at Home Depo
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