Oil Shortage

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Pistolenschutze, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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    Well, there's a very simple answer.
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    Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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    We just didn't know we were getting low.
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    The reason for that is purely geographical.
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    Our OIL is located in ~~~
    ALASKA~~~
    California~~~
    Coastal Florida~~~
    Coastal Louisiana~~~
    Kansas~~~
    Oklahoma~~~
    Pennsylvania and
    Texas~~~

    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC !!!

    Any Questions ???

    NO? I didn't Think So.
     
  2. Even if the dipsticks were where they were supposed to be...think they would get anything accomplished? :(
     

  3. Because a dip stick leaning to the left...

    and a dipstick leaning to the right.....would give you a "slanted reading"....:eek:

    pun intended....:D ..
     
  4. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    If you EVER get a chance to dunk one of those dip-sticks head down in an oil well, DON'T DO IT!

    I want to sell tickets, first. :D :D :D


    Pops
     
  5. Now theres a way to raise some revenue! :D :D
     
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