Old Lady

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by JUNKKING, Jan 11, 2012.


    JUNKKING Well-Known Member

    A State Trooper pulls over this elderly woman. Upon examining her license & registration, he notices that she is in possession of a carry & conceal firearm license. Asking if she was packing heat, she said, "Of Course", and showed him a .45 in the glove box. "Do you have any more weapons ?" asks the Trooper, and she said,"Yes", and pulled out a .44 magnum from under the seat. Amused, he asks, "Any more?", and she pulled a .9 millimeter from her shoulder holster. The trooper, dumbfounded, asks, "Just what in the hell are you scared of, Ma'am ?" And she responds :"Not a DAMN thing."

  2. 68c15

    68c15 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2011
    way to go Granny!!!!
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