Old man wishes to see the President

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  1. WHSmithIV

    WHSmithIV Well-Known Member

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    One sunny day in January, 2013 an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

    The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here."

    The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

    The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

    The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer president and no longer resides here."

    The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

    The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama"

    The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

    The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

    The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."
  2. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

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    Now, we all know B.O. is done, and we all want to do the right thing.

    So on Nov 7th, after your" racist defeat" in the polls, you need to go

    to: The Chicago Unemployment Office

    33 South State Street,

    Chicago, Il. , 60603.

    If you stop in after 9:00 AM, simply go to the back of the line at

    the Information Desk, and someone will be available, to help you,

    as soon as possible, sir... :)
  3. BlackEagle

    BlackEagle Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    I can't wait to start hearing it.
  4. 25yretcoastie

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    We can't drop the ball now all of us have to do what ever we can to ensure he is not employed come Jan
  5. m77user

    m77user Active Member

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    I for one will miss him. His immaculate wardrobe; his perfectly coiffed hair; his bright.....SOMEONE please slap me I'm having a nightmare.
  6. terryu1

    terryu1 Armed Infidel Supporting Member

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    ... {cracks m77user one good one upside the head !!}
  7. Carne Frio

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    Too bad that he would not qualify. We tax payers have
    seen fit to provide him with a very large lifetime pension
    and a paid for system of body guards. And I'll bet that
    he continues to plague America with active participation
    in politics. Still, it beats four more years.
  8. nynomad

    nynomad New Member

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    I like this one!
  9. langenc

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    How much money are you putting on i??

    What kind of odds is Vegas giving Obama??
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