Older&Wiser

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jul 25, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

    When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided
    I
    needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

    In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
    Everything
    was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
    threatened
    suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
    totally
    predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
    dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
    She
    rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
    mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was
    great
    fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to
    find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
    divorced
    me and took everything I owned.

    I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

    :cool:
  2. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

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    I'm with ya:cool:
  3. skiingfool1974

    skiingfool1974 New Member

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    Oh boy... that's the story of my life so far.......... so now, once I hit 31 I have to look forward to getting divorced??? Man!!! That sucks!

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