Olie and Sven

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bobitis, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    Olie and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.
    Finding he had no matches, he asked Olie for a light.

    'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

    'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

    'Vell,' replied Olie, I got it from my Genie.'

    'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

    'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olie.

    'Could I see him?'

    Olie opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

    Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

    'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks..

    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

    Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.

    Over the roar of the million ducks,
    Sven yells at Olie, 'Yumpin' Yimminy,
    I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

    Olie answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?:eek::D
  2. pinecone70

    pinecone70 Active Member

    Jul 30, 2008
    Minnesota Gal!
    Heh heh heh.
  3. artabr

    artabr New Member

    Mar 3, 2008
    New Iberia, Louisiana
  4. Lotsdragon

    Lotsdragon New Member

    Apr 5, 2009
    Potosi, Mo
    I met that genie and I didnt ask for a 12" pianist..........
  5. Nighthawk

    Nighthawk New Member

    Aug 22, 2006
    South Central Texas

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