On the Lighter side

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by AL MOUNT, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    On my web site I've come up with a new product line
    I call "Nasty Notes".
    Peel em off and stick on a morons window or where ever.
    I would appreciate some suggestions for more zingy quotes.
    Thanks,
    Al

    Click here to see my Nasty Notes
  2. hunter29180

    hunter29180 Well-Known Member

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    you are rude and taking good air I and other normal people need to live with!

    go ahead and run!! my Pit Bull needs the exercise!
  3. steve666

    steve666 New Member

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    • You are an example of why there should be retroactive birth control.
    • Hang up and drive.
    • I'd Agree With You But Then We Would Both Be Wrong.
    • I'm Not Arguing. I'm Simply Explaining Why I'm Right.
    • I Can Explain It To You But I Can't Understand It for You!
    • You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions.
    • I Refuse To Engage in a Battle of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
    • Unless Your Name is Google Stop Acting Like You Know Everything.
    • A Few Clowns Short of a Circus Now Aren't We.
    • I See You're Playing Stupid Again... looks like you're winning too.
    • Put On Your Big Girl Panties and Deal With It.
    • I Don't Know What Makes You Dumb But It Really Works.
    • If I Wanted To Hear An Asshole I Would Have Farted.
    • I'm Not A Proctologist, But I Do Think You're An Asshole.
    • Practice Safe Sex... Go Screw Yourself!
  4. MSGT-R

    MSGT-R Active Member

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    * What color was that red light you blew through?
    * Stop means Stop, even if a cop isn't there.
    * A village is missing their idiot; answer your phone.
    * Visualize using your turn signal.
    * The next time you park next to me, leave me a can opener!
    * Some people are alive today, only because it's illegal to kill them.
    * Look twice for motorcyles, we are people too!
    * Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.
    * Stupid hurts.
    Last edited: Jul 13, 2012
  5. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT Active Member

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    Thanks guys.... keep em coming :D
  6. MSGT-R

    MSGT-R Active Member

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    I had a Spencer's refridgerator magnet that I had made into a window die-cut decal:

    Warning:
    I can kick your butt without
    ever smearing my eyeliner!

    People used to slow down to get a look at the driver.
    My husband made me remove it (because he drives my truck too).
  7. hunter29180

    hunter29180 Well-Known Member

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    I am fat..you are just UGLY
    I can lose the weight
    What are you going to do?

    When in doubt
    dont ask the person next to you
    hes just as dumb as you are...

    I heard you scored -20 on a intellenge test...

    just because YOU were born yesterday
    dosent mean I was....

    you finally figured it out!
    I have been IGNOREING YOU!!
  8. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    I didn't find how to order them. Some on there I have to have!
  9. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    great stuff
  10. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

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    If you were as tall as you are stupid, you'd have to sleep in a bowling alley.
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    carver Moderator

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    Your mind is as usless as tits on a boar hog!
  12. clamman

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    How about "I see you like to park in handicapped spots, allow me to break your leg so you qualify"
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