Out of the mouth's of Babes...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bruce FLinch, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. Out of the mouths' of babes...

    LITTLE KNOWN MARITIME FACTS

    A number of primary schools were doing a project on
    "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their
    experiences.

    Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of
    the 'better' ones.

    1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly ,
    age 6)

    2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
    you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think
    they have to plug
    themselves to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

    3. Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James, age 6)

    4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have
    sea all around you, you are in continent. (Wayne, age 7)

    5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
    Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie, age 6)

    6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of it's head.
    (Billy, age 8)

    7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs.
    (Millie, age 6)

    8. When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
    ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle
    to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating
    beans. (William, age 7)

    9. I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
    How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen, age 6)

    10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
    willy shrink. (Kevin, age 6)
     
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  4. polishshooter

    polishshooter Well-Known Member

    Mar 25, 2001
    Indiana
    Maybe THAT'S what happened to all the Democrats, you know since they like to windsurf off Cape Cod and drive cars off bridges and all that...


    "10. When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
    willy shrink. "
     
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