Out of the mouths of babes...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Aug 30, 2003.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human, because, even though it was a very large mammal, its' throat was very small.

    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
  2. gamachinist

    gamachinist New Member

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    That one gets forwarded!!:D
    Thanks,Robert.:cool:
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