Parking Ticket

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  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

    He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a butt-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote... Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and saw the car had an Obama sticker... We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.. It's important at our age.
  2. Bobitis

    Bobitis Guest

    :D:D:D

    Love it!
  3. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I tried that.

    He maced me, tasered me, slammed me to the ground, put his knee on the back of my neck, put me in cuffs and held me there for two hours while he interrogated me before letting me go.

    He said the abuse didn't bother him at all, but could not stand the Obama sticker.
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    Good one! I will remember this one.
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