Peace at Last!

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  1. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
    United States Redneck Special Forces (U S R S F)


    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:


    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt



    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday. Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.

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  2. tcox4freedom

    tcox4freedom Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    LOL-- That's funny right there; I don't care who you are.:D
  3. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

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    Geeeee! ...where have you found it...??? :D :D Really 100% LOL :D
  4. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

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    so where do you sign up if you aint got wally mart in your hemisphere??
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