Peace at Last!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Eddie N, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Colorado
    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
    United States Redneck Special Forces (U S R S F)


    These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:


    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt



    The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday. Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
     

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  2. tcox4freedom

    tcox4freedom Well-Known Member

    LOL-- That's funny right there; I don't care who you are.:D
     

  3. blackcat_attilio

    blackcat_attilio Member

    558
    Dec 16, 2009
    Northern Italy
    Geeeee! ...where have you found it...??? :D :D Really 100% LOL :D
     
  4. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    Australia
    so where do you sign up if you aint got wally mart in your hemisphere??
     
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