Pepsi to introduce a new soda?

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  1. Diamondback

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    Pfizer Corp. (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that VIAGRA (mykoxaphalentooldphyew) will soon be available in liquid form under the trade name of "Mydixaflop". Mydixaflop will be marketed by Pepsi Cola (Pepsi Bottling Group NYSE PBG) as a power beverage suitable for use as-is, or as a mixer, under the name "Mount And Do". Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests:

    It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."
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    So wrong on so many levels, but so hilarious. :)
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    I tried to buy some but was told it's no longer made. Seems the secret service
    canceled their order. :D
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    Ill bet the SS bought it all..
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    Have you read about that new breakfast food. Prostuitues? Unlike Post Toasties when you add milk, go Snap, Crackle and Pop, they just lay in the bowl and bang.
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