Period

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    bullelk
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    (3/15/03 1:53:16 pm)
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    Just going through some old jokes and couldn't resist posting this.

    A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something
    exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

    When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy called
    upon walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made
    a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.

    Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.

    "It's a period," said the little boy.

    "Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"

    "Damned if I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was
    missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door
    shot himself.
    "If All Else Fails, Read The Directions"
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    cointoss 2
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    (3/15/03 5:13:41 pm)
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    Havn't heard it but it is a good one bullelk.
    cointoss2


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