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Perks Of Being Over 50

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 12, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    If you are over 50, this is what you have to look forward to.



    1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

    3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

    4. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

    5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

    6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

    7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

    8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

    9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

    10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

    11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenge.

    12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

    13. You sing along with elevator music.

    14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

    15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

    16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

    17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

    18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

    19. You can't remember who sent you this list
    :D :D
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    Almost there!
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    I been there and am advancing onward!

    I get free cashiers' cheques and Money orders at my bank cause I'm way past 50.
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