PICKING ON THE GUYS.......

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Aug 14, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his T-shirt, seconds after he stepped into the kitchen, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
    'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
    He yelled back, ' Liverpool .'
    And they say blondes are dumb...*
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    A couple are lying in bed. The man says,
    'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'**

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    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Bob says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied. -----------------------------------------------------------* *
    Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
    A: **a** **rumour
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    A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good, each one of them could have one wish. The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!!
    Gotta love that fairy!**
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    Q: Why do little boys whine?
    A: They are practicing to be men.**
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    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy.**
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    Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?*
    *A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.**
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    Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
    A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.** -----------------------------------------------------------**
    Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?
    A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manuals'**
  2. Old Grump

    Old Grump New Member

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    I don't get it. What setting for the shirt again?
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