Piggy gets his wish

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    ibtrukn
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    > A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, a
    > > small cat jumps up on the stool beside him. The bartender comes over,
    > and
    > > asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to
    > the
    > > ostrich.
    > >
    > > What's yours?"
    > >
    > > "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
    > >
    > > The cat says "I'll have a half beer, but I'm not paying for it."
    > >
    > > The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and
    >
    > > the
    > > man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
    > >
    > > The next day, the man, ostrich and cat come again, and the man says
    > "I'll
    > > have a beer,"
    > >
    > > The ostrich says "I'll have the same"
    > >
    > > And the cat says "I'll have a half glass of beer but I'm not paying
    > for
    > > it."
    > >
    > > Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
    >
    > >
    > > This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the trio enter again.
    > >
    > > "The usual?" asks the bartender.
    > >
    > > "Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the
    > > man.
    > >
    > > "Same for me" says the ostrich.
    > >
    > > "I'll have a small scotch but I'm not paying for it", says the cat.
    > >
    > > "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls
    > exact
    > > change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't
    >
    > > hold
    > > back his curiosity any longer.
    > >
    > > "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
    > change
    > > out of your pocket every time?"
    > >
    > > "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    > > found
    > > an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
    > wishes.
    > > My first w! ish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put
    > my
    > > hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be
    > there."
    > >
    > > That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a
    > > million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    >
    > > for
    > > as long as you live!"
    > >
    > > "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
    > exact
    > > money is always there," says the man.
    > >
    > > The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich and
    > the
    > > cat?"
    > >
    > > The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs and a
    > > tight
    > > pussy."

    mesusie
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    (8/28/02 4:13:36 pm)
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    ROFLMAO

    Smokin Guns
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    (8/28/02 4:35:52 pm)
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    Your "King of the Day" for this one!

    warpig883
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    (8/28/02 9:52:48 pm)
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    I have been trying not to reply to it.




    yes it is funny and I did laugh ib












    I was laughing at you not with you


    ibtrukn
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    (8/29/02 12:43:13 pm)
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    Yeah piggo, them ostrich jokes'll do it every time......

    ruffitt
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    (8/29/02 7:05:34 pm)
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    Don't know about no chickwith long legs and a tight pussy, but I dun found a blond chick with a nice little pussy-----

































    ibtrukn
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    (8/30/02 8:33:19 am)
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    Ruffit, that ain't no ostrich,I no a dam ostrich when i see one an that ain'T Now cut it out!!








    cute pic tho'

    ruffitt
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    (8/30/02 8:55:40 am)
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    IB -

    Didn't say it was an ostrich, jest said it was a blond chick with a nice little pussy


    An', besides -----
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