Plane crash

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  1. Marlin T

    Marlin T Active Member

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    Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an plane crash.
    They're up in Heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne.
    God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
    Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your
    will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
    God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come and sit at my
    left."
    God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
    Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never
    held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held
    against me."
    God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and
    sit at my right."
    God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
    "I believe you're in my chair."
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That about sums HER up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    :D You know that's a joke, because none of them will be going to Heaven! :D
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    I agree with you.
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    :eek: :D :D

    I wonder if anyone has ever sent this TO her.
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