PMS

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, May 21, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Fortunately, most women's pms is not that severe. Mine was barely noticeable at all.... no really.... I promise!!

    Yeah, sure, .... uh huh ... right on....

    I've always heard that pms was puttin' up with mens' sh*t. :D :D
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2003
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Well, I wasn't gonna say that in a room full of men, but now that you've brought it up ....
    :p :D
     

  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Yep

    gotta tell it like it is. :D
     
  4. Evilahole

    Evilahole New Member

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    Mar 30, 2003
    I get PTS...Pre Testosterone Syndrone.
    Wife says I get nice for 1 week out of the month...
     
  5. gpostal

    gpostal Former Guest

    Feb 20, 2003
    never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
     
  6. coyote 270

    coyote 270 Member

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    I saw this somewhere, can't remember, hope it wasnt here. But here goes:

    Why is it called PMS??



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    Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.....:D :D
     
  7. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Oh, coyote, you poor, misguided soul. You in trouble now!

    Deeeep doodoo

    SoMoss, don't do that. Wait 'til his back is turned, at least.

    T, wait your turn, now. Don't go pushin' and shovin'.

    Oh, Lawdy Mercy. He done did it now.

    :D
     
  8. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
    Texas
    coyote 270, I think you'd better lay low for a while. That was a pretty darn good one, but I'm too scared to laugh. ;)
     
  9. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Now fellas, you know I'm too much of a lady to even acknowledge a remark like the one coyote just made.....













    ..... besides, revenge is a dish best served cold. [​IMG]
     
  10. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    SKATIN' ON THIN ICE

    comes to mind. Definitely need a GOOD sense of humor around these parts.
     
    Last edited: May 27, 2003
  11. coyote 270

    coyote 270 Member

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    how long do I have to lay low around here??:p
     
  12. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    Well yote, think yer gonna hafta belly up to the bar; watch out for that worm eatin dawg, and buy the next round!:D :D :D
     
  13. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Coyote: If you stick your head up and your hair gets parted down to your chin, you can take that as a sign you didn't lay low long enough. :D
     
  14. coyote 270

    coyote 270 Member

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    I was gonna post someting like: What kind of flowers? Roses or pussywillows, for all these Young Ladies, but thought bettter of it. Ya know, I really am a nice guy but sometimes, getting older and all, I just don't have the self control I used to have. :D :D
     
  15. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
    Yup, 'yote, been there done that. Roses used to work, but I'll be damned if I can get out of it anymore!:D :D :D