Polish Sausage

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by JUNKKING, Jun 29, 2009.

  1. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Well-Known Member

    Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

    'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks.

    The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?'

    The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

    The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
     

  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    Ohio
    Hurrrrraaaaayyyy. Maybe this country can get back its sense of ethnic humor.

    Watch Grand Torino....Eastwood slams them all !!
     
  3. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Well-Known Member

    Excellent Movie!!
     
  4. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

    Dec 20, 2008
    West Tennessee
  5. Itzomi

    Itzomi New Member

    49
    Jun 18, 2009
    Gran Torino is good?? Sweeeet. I've been wanting to see that but hadn't heard anyone's reviews. Now I gotta!!
     
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