Polish Sausage

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  1. JUNKKING

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    Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!

    'In what aisle could I find Polish sausage?', a man asks.

    The clerk looks at the man and says, 'Are you Polish?'

    The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog. would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'

    The clerk says, 'Well, no, I probably wouldn't!'

    With deep self-righteous indignation, the man says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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    Hurrrrraaaaayyyy. Maybe this country can get back its sense of ethnic humor.

    Watch Grand Torino....Eastwood slams them all !!
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    Excellent Movie!!
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    Gran Torino is good?? Sweeeet. I've been wanting to see that but hadn't heard anyone's reviews. Now I gotta!!
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