Politically Incorrect

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jan 22, 2011.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa

    I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

    There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools

    A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
    I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache"


    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...
    "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
    To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick ba$%#rd."

    The red cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden.


    Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing.
    I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realized she was just on standby.

    Just Fostered a Muslim.
    All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.


    They've had to cancel the panto 'jack & the beanstalk',in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton:
    because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.

    Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
    Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.


    Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
    But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
     
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2011
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth

  3. the yooper

    the yooper New Member

    156
    Jan 16, 2011
    LOL LOL LOL good ones:)
     
  4. doug66

    doug66 Member

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    Jan 29, 2005
    Kansas
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