POLITICANS & TAXES

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  1. AL MOUNT

    AL MOUNT New Member

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    This is too true to be very funny.


    The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion"
    in a casual manner, think about whether you want the
    "politicians" spending YOUR tax money.
    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one
    advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure
    into some perspective in one of its releases.

    A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

    B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

    C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

    D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.

    E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

    While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans.
    It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division . .

    Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for
    $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number, what does it mean?

    A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans
    (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

    B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans,
    your home gets $1,329,787.

    C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

    Washington, D.C .. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??



    The DEMOCRATS MANTRA

    Tax his land,
    Tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.
    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule.
    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirts,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.

    Tax his booze,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries,
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his bills,
    Tax his gas,
    Tax his notes,
    Tax his cash.

    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough.

    If he hollers,
    Tax him more,
    Tax him until he's good and sore.

    Tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays.
    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"

    And when he's gone,
    We won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL License Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Perm it Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
    Liquor Tax,
    Luxury Tax,
    Marriage License Tax,
    Medicare Tax,
    Property Tax,
    Real Estate Tax,
    Service charge taxes,
    Social Security Tax,
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
    Sales Taxes,
    Recreational Vehicle Tax,
    School Tax,
    State Income Tax,
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
    Telephone State and Local Tax,
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
    Utility Tax,
    Vehicle License Registration Tax,
    Vehicle Sales Tax,
    Watercraft Registration Tax,
    Well Permit Tax,
    Workers Compensation Tax.


    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
    We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? Can you spell 'politicians! '

    And I still have to "press 1" for English.

    I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

    What the heck happened???? ?
  2. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

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    I've seen this before. Sorry to be reminded of it again. Vote wisely, People!
    Thanks, Al
  3. Millwright

    Millwright Active Member

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    Thanks Al !!!

    Politicians feel about taxes the way cats do about rainy days.....They're absolutely convinced that the next tax will lead them to the promised land.....Just as cats are convinced that the next door opened will lead to sunny weather..... >MW
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Whatever happened to our great Republic?????
  5. The election of Franklin Delano Roosevelt to the presidency, Marlin. :(
  6. CampingJosh

    CampingJosh Well-Known Member

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    Amen to that, Pistol. Unfortunately, we'll never be able to go back to the way things ought to be; too many people now believe that they have the inalienable rights to life, liberty, and happiness, with no pursuit necessary.
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