Politicians in Heaven.

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  1. bunnyhunter12

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    Well the day finaly comes when Hillary Clinton dies, and low and behold there's a clerical error and she's sent to heaven.

    Upon entering through the gates and walking around a bit she sees a room marked private so being who she is she barges in. It's a giant room and every inch of wall space is occupied by clocks, and each clock is labeled with a name.

    She walks back out and finds an angel to explain it to her, the angel says "each of those clocks is for a politician and each time one of them commits sin his clock advances five minutes to keep track of how long they should spend in limbo before being judged as fit to enter heaven."

    "Interesting," says Hillary "but I didn't see a clock for my husband, where's Bill's clock"

    The angel says "Oh Jesus keeps Bill's clock in his office,
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    He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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