Potatoes

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  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

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    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato

    had eyes for each other,

    and finally they got married,

    and had a little sweet potato,

    which they called 'Yam.'

    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time,

    they told her about the facts of life.

    They warned her about going out

    and getting half-baked,

    so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,

    and get a bad name for herself like

    'Hot Potato,'

    and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

    Yam said not to worry,

    no Spud would get her into

    the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

    But on the other hand

    she wouldn't stay home

    and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise

    so as not to be skinny

    like her Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe,

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam

    to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

    And the greasy guys from France

    called the French Fries

    And when she went out west,

    to watch out for the Indians

    so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on

    the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate

    with those high class Yukon Golds,

    or the ones from the other side of the tracks

    who advertise their trade

    on all the trucks that say,

    'Frito Lay.'

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.

    (that's Potato University)

    so that when she graduated

    she'd really be in the Chips.

    But in spite of all they did for her,

    one-day Yam came home and announced

    she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw!

    Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

    They told Yam she couldn't

    possibly marry Tom Brokaw

    because he's just.......

    Are you ready for this?


    Are you sure?

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    OK! Here it is!

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    A COMMON TATER



    see ya
    Bree
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    That tickles me every time I see it, Bree. Thanks.
  3. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    Good play on words. Lets beat up the French fries shall we.

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