1. Get Gear'd Up! Enter to WIN $1000 in gear!

    Please Click Here for full details and to enter. You will need to be registered and logged in to view the details and to participate.

    Thanks and good luck to everyone

Potentially and Realistically...

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Apr 18, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2003
    Messages:
    1,956
    Location:
    Western Maryland
    Potentially and Realistically

    For a school project a young boy went up to his father and said,
    "Dad, the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference between potentially and realistically. Can you help me?"
    The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

    So the Boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! ? We could really use that money to fix up the house and
    send you kids to a great University!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt. I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!

    The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes... potentially.......you and I are sitting on three million dollars...........but realistically.........we're living with
    two prostitutes and a queer."
    :D :D :D :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2002
    Messages:
    8,889
    Location:
    Texas
  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2003
    Messages:
    13,856
    Location:
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    ROTFLMAO! :D
  4. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2003
    Messages:
    1,956
    Location:
    Western Maryland
    Hmm, I must be improving, at least for this one. :eek: :D
  5. southernshooter

    southernshooter New Member

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2006
    Messages:
    5,956
    Location:
    Deep South Mississippi
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Pump House Saloon Potentially/realistically Jun 4, 2014
The Pump House Saloon Potentially and Realistically Jun 19, 2009
The Pump House Saloon potentially and realistically Oct 20, 2008
The Pump House Saloon Potentially v. Realistically Oct 26, 2007

Share This Page