Potentially and Realistically

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  1. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Active Member

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    A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
    'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The father thought for a moment, then answered,
    'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
    Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother
    if he 'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
    Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

    So the boy went to his mother and asked,
    'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The mothe r replied, 'Of course I would!
    We could really use that money to fix up the
    house and send you kids to a great University!'

    The boy then went to his sister and asked,
    'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt
    I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

    The boy then went to his brother and asked,
    'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

    'Of course,' the brother replied.
    'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

    The boy pondered the answers for a few
    days and then went back to his dad.

    His father asked him, 'Did you find out the
    difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

    The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially',
    you and I are sitting on three million dollars

    But 'realistically', we're living with
    two hookers and a queer.
  2. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:D:D

    love it, so true
  3. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    I would rather keep my dignity. Kick him in the face, take the money, and run as fast and far as you can.:D:D:D
  4. JUNKKING

    JUNKKING Active Member

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    wow I thought for sure the Q word would have gotten this removed. But hey it was worth the shot.
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