Practice makes perfect

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Aug 31, 2003.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    A father walks into a market with his young son. The boy
    is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue
    in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a
    blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading
    her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the
    commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
















































    "No," the woman replied, "Divorce attorney!"
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  2. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

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    Ya got that right...LOL
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