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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Jun 16, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    FEMALE PRAYER:
    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong,
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks
    pray that he is gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And never attempt to hit on my friend.

    MALE PRAYER:
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store. Amen
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  3. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    UBa faster draw then IB.:(
  4. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Hmmm, I'm surprised that SM hasn't jumped in here to maybe scold me a little. :D
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2003
  5. Smokin Guns

    Smokin Guns New Member

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    Yep!...

    Gunna keep it...if y'all don't mind...[​IMG]
  6. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

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    Why Gunfyter, whatever makes you think I would scold you? :p :p

    :D:D
  7. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Nope, she won't scold you. But........watch your six. :p
  8. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Yep, it could get ugly [​IMG]
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