Pregnant Wife

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  1. berto64

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    A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

    The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

    The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

    The doctor said, "My point exactly".
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