Prepare yourself....

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by glocknut, May 31, 2009.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    This guy has been working as a bag boy in a supermarket for five years.

    One day the supermarket gets new orange juice machines, and the bag boy is real excited and asks the manager if he can work the juice machines.

    The manager says no.

    The bagger says, "But I've been working here for 5 years, why can't I run the juice machines?"

    The manager goes, "I'm sorry, son, but, baggers can't be juicers."
  2. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

    "Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

    "I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

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