Psalm 666: The State Is My Shepherd, I Shall Not Want

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  1. montezumaz

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    A Psalm of Barry O'Drama
    http://townhall.com/columnists/doug...666_the_state_is_my_shepherd_i_shall_not_want

    A Psalm of O'Drama

    (To be sung by children, K-12, every morning of their seven-day school week.)*

    The State is my shepherd,

    I shall not want.

    It makes me lie down in federally owned pastures.

    It leads me beside quiet waters in banned fishing areas.

    It restores my soul through its control.

    It guides me in the path of dependency for its namesake.

    Even though our nation plunges into the valley of the shadow of debt,

    I will fear no evil,

    For Barry will be with me.

    The Affordable Care Act and food stamps,

    They comfort me.

    You prepare a table of Moochelle O'Drama approved foods before me in the presence of my Conservative and Libertarian enemies.

    You anoint my head with hemp oil;

    My government regulated 16-ounce cup overflows.

    Surely mediocrity and an entitlement mentality will follow me

    All the days of my life,

    And I will dwell in a low-rent HUD home forever and ever.

    Amen.


    *Special Note: For union workers teaching their subjects this psalm in government schools, it is to be regarded as a psalm of exquisite beauty. The main subject is the watchful care that the Government extends over its dependents and the consequent faux assurance that you must make them feel that the State will supply all their needs. The leading thought ... the essential idea ... is to get gullible Americans to fully believe that Big Government will provide for them and that they will never be left to want. Make certain the dumb bastards get that message, okay?
    - Doug Giles
  2. gvw3

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    Pretty good. Pretty true.
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