Psychiatrists

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  1. Pat Hurley

    Pat Hurley Former Guest

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    Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?


















    A: Just one. But it has to want to change.

    Pat Hurley
  2. Oneida Steve

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    Q - How many Californians?

    A - Fifty. One to change the bulb, and the other forty-nine to "share the cosmic experience".
  3. Q. How many Marines?

    A. Five. One lieutenant to change the bulb, and four noncoms in full dress blues to form the color guard. :D ;) :p

    Q. How many TFFers?

    A. Five. One host to change the bulb and four others to zap all the spammers trying to sell "new improved" bulbs in the forums. :D :rolleyes:
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  4. JohnK3

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    Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?





    A: Two. But why in a light bulb?
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    How many sailors. Hmmm lets see.

    One to report the light bulb burned out.

    One to write up the 2Kilo maintenance report.

    One Chief to review and approve the 2Kilo

    One Division officer to review and approve the 2Kilo

    One Department Head to review and approve the 2kilo

    One Petty officer to assign the job.

    One to write up the tagout sheet and card.

    One Petty Officer to check the paperwork and make entry into tagout log,

    one seaman to run the sheet to the

    Chief, then to the

    Division Officer then to the

    Department Head for approval.

    Next you have one man hang the tag and

    a second to check that it is hung correctly.

    Turn off power. Open cover remove old light bulb,

    hand to safety observer to tag as possible hazmat.

    Insert new bulb. Replace cover.

    Have seaman run sheet to

    Petty Officer,

    Chief,

    Division Officer and

    Department Head to get permission to remove tag and reenergize circuit.

    Seaman and

    Petty Officer remove tag and tear in half and reenergize circuit, turn on power switch to test the light.

    Now return to the Petty Officer to clear the entry in the tagout log.

    Don't ask what happens if it's a light on the Mast.
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    LOL, you've been watching!


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    Dear Lord, what have I started?!

    Pat Hurley
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    Thanks, Pat! :eek:

    Thanks for the flashback, Swabjockey! :D
  13. Q. How many Democrats?

    A. One to make a speech mourning the passing of the poor, downtrodden, and misunderstood bulb, the victim of discrimination and Republican policies. One to to brag about how they're going to change 1000 bulbs in the first 100 hours. One to blame the electric company for supplying so much electricity that the bulb buned out. One to propose that a permanent federal holiday be declared for the passing of the bulb. One to propose that all bulbs be banned because of the danger they may present if handled improperly. One to propose a new tax be levied to pay for research into premature bulb death. At least a dozen to go on talk shows and make speeches blaming the death of the bulb on the Bush Administration. BUT, none to actually change the bloody bulb! :D ;) :p
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  15. Oneida Steve

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    Here's an oldie but true-ie:

    Q - How many fast food employees does it take to change a light bulb?

    A - Are you kidding? They can't even change a $10 bill !

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