PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT....

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."


    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't..

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
    in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop
    Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
    than to drink water and be full of POOP.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!
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