Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by The Duke, Sep 29, 2011.

  1. The Duke

    The Duke New Member

    Mar 11, 2006
    NW Louisiana

    Queen Elizabeth And Dolly Parton Die on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

    Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,So the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular Reason why she should go to Heaven.

    Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these,They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, And I'm sure it will please God
    to be able to see Them every day, for eternity.'

    The Angel thanks Dolly,and asks Her Majesty The same question.

    The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks
    it down.

    Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

    The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

    Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and You turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

    'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,

    A Royal Flush Beats a Pair...No Matter How Big They Are.

    Last edited: Sep 29, 2011
  2. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    :lmao2::lmao::ya: Love it.

  3. watsisname

    watsisname Member

    Jan 24, 2010
  4. Diamondback

    Diamondback Well-Known Member

  5. Sigh, I'm never in the right place at the right time.

    All I could think of about the big pair was the old Kenny Rogers song line, "Know when to hold them, know when to fold them."

    Folding them wasn't what I wanted to do. :D
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