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Questions about Condoms

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

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    WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12


    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to

    walk

    by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?



    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,

    son.



    Men use them to have safe sex."



    "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in

    health class at school."



    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why

    are there 3 in this package?"



    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE

    for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."



    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these

    for?"



    "Those are for college men," the dad

    answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."



    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a

    12 pack.



    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for

    Married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March....."
  2. But Berto, I used far more than that in the military . . . to keep the rain out of my rifle barrel. :eek::D
  3. AngelDeville

    AngelDeville New Member

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    They coulda kept those Pennicillin shots at bay as well....
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    inplanotx New Member

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