Racial Profiling

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  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for
    some "Polish Sausage." The clerk looked at him and asked "Are you Polish?"

    The guy, clearly offended, says," Well, yes I am.
    But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask
    me if I was German?

    Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if
    I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would Ya?"

    The clerk says, "Well no"

    "And if I asked you for some Irish whiskey, would
    you ask me if I was Irish?

    What about Canadian Bacon, would you ask me if I
    was Canadian?"

    "Well, I probably wouldn't,"

    With self-indignation, the guy says, "Well, all
    right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I asked for Polish Sausage?"

    The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
    :eek: :p :)
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx New Member

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    You better hope Polishshooter doesn't see this. ;) :D :D :D :D
  3. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    I could change it to a guy from West Virginia. :p
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    inplanotx New Member

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    LMAO! :D :D :D :D :D
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    Welllll alrighty then, lol
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    DARN IT!!

    GF's at it AGAIN!!!!!!
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