Red necks

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by goofy, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. goofy

    goofy Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2011
    Don't know if this has already been posted just herd it.

    What are a red necks last words


    "WATCH THIS"



    Mike
     
  2. RJay

    RJay Well-Known Member

    Feb 22, 2004
    Goodyear, Arizona
    I throught it was " Here, hold my beer and watch this":D
     

  3. NRA_guy

    NRA_guy Member

    291
    May 31, 2010
    Mississippi
    Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

    I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

    Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.
     
  4. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
    It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.
     
  5. gun runner

    gun runner Former Guest

    Nov 23, 2011
    South Texas
    I been accused of being a redneck as well.
     
  6. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    And that can take it without hollering racist, pervert, etc.
     
  7. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

    Apr 10, 2011
    Oklahoma
    Folks around here say that I am 100% REDNECK!:eek::D
     
  8. WHSmithIV

    WHSmithIV Well-Known Member

    May 3, 2012
    Moore, Idaho
    I must be well on my way to being a redneck. I live now in the mountains of Idaho, own guns, have livestock and drive a pickup. That's probably most of what I need to qualify. I must be a 'sophisticated' redneck though since I drink more red wine than beer :D
     
  9. Alpo

    Alpo Well-Known Member

    Feb 3, 2007
    NW Florida
    Sometimes it is hard to tell. I heard, years ago, the way to tell the difference between a redneck and a good-old-boy, is the redneck throws his beer can out the window, while the good old boy throws his on the passenger floorboards.

    Left me confused. :confused: I don't drink beer.

    :p
     
  10. Country101

    Country101 Well-Known Member

    Feb 28, 2004
    NW AR
    Currently the group that is discriminated against the most......thanks to the PC crowd and liberals.....
     
  11. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

    Yeah, they soak up a lot of abuse, but there's nobody I'd

    rather rely on, in a pinch.

    IME, they have the courage of a lion, and will give you the shirt off their back...
     
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2012
  12. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    All jokes aside, when the SHTF a redneck is the guy you want watching your back. I don't take offense at red neck jokes, most of them are true anyway. But if you ain't a red neck telling that red neck joke, things might get a little hot when I start firing back! Yeah, I'm a red neck, and proud of it. I'm that Bible believing, gun totten, anti comunist that the Liberals are warning everyone about! And I mow my drive way!
     
  13. marlin795

    marlin795 Well-Known Member

    878
    Aug 11, 2011
    Northern California
    Carver, isn't it funny how you and I are suddenly the "home grown terrorists"?
    What's wrong with this picture? I'm sorry but I'm not the one who believes that if you don't follow alla then I kill you.
     
  14. Well this redneck from the north woods is proud to be what I am and if the faux black man in the White House can't stand Veterans, Patriots, Jews and Christians, Gun Owners and conservatives then he can just kiss my hairy white......no wait, let me go eat some beans and sausage first.
     
  15. therewolf

    therewolf New Member

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I thought he just got the black vote,

    by being almost black...
     
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