Red necks

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  1. goofy

    goofy Well-Known Member

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    Don't know if this has already been posted just herd it.

    What are a red necks last words


    "WATCH THIS"



    Mike
  2. RJay

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    I throught it was " Here, hold my beer and watch this":D
  3. NRA_guy

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    Why do folks think it's OK to make fun of red necks---but not blacks, hispanics, orientals, gays, fat people, ugly women, handicapped people, etc.?

    I'm not really offended; just wondering about the rationale.

    Yeah, I've been accused of being a red neck.
  4. Alpo

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    It's because most rednecks are white, male, hetero. They're about the only ones you can make fun of anymore.
  5. gun runner

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    I been accused of being a redneck as well.
  6. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    And that can take it without hollering racist, pervert, etc.
  7. lonewolf204

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    Folks around here say that I am 100% REDNECK!:eek::D
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    I must be well on my way to being a redneck. I live now in the mountains of Idaho, own guns, have livestock and drive a pickup. That's probably most of what I need to qualify. I must be a 'sophisticated' redneck though since I drink more red wine than beer :D
  9. Alpo

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    Sometimes it is hard to tell. I heard, years ago, the way to tell the difference between a redneck and a good-old-boy, is the redneck throws his beer can out the window, while the good old boy throws his on the passenger floorboards.

    Left me confused. :confused: I don't drink beer.

    :p
  10. Country101

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    Currently the group that is discriminated against the most......thanks to the PC crowd and liberals.....
  11. therewolf

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    Yeah, they soak up a lot of abuse, but there's nobody I'd

    rather rely on, in a pinch.

    IME, they have the courage of a lion, and will give you the shirt off their back...
    Last edited: Oct 8, 2012
  12. carver

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    All jokes aside, when the SHTF a redneck is the guy you want watching your back. I don't take offense at red neck jokes, most of them are true anyway. But if you ain't a red neck telling that red neck joke, things might get a little hot when I start firing back! Yeah, I'm a red neck, and proud of it. I'm that Bible believing, gun totten, anti comunist that the Liberals are warning everyone about! And I mow my drive way!
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    Carver, isn't it funny how you and I are suddenly the "home grown terrorists"?
    What's wrong with this picture? I'm sorry but I'm not the one who believes that if you don't follow alla then I kill you.
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    Well this redneck from the north woods is proud to be what I am and if the faux black man in the White House can't stand Veterans, Patriots, Jews and Christians, Gun Owners and conservatives then he can just kiss my hairy white......no wait, let me go eat some beans and sausage first.
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    I thought he just got the black vote,

    by being almost black...
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    Us whites can take the ribbing but the others? They get bent out of shape.
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    They don't call me Johnny redneck for nothing.
  18. 76Highboy

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    There is one more group you can make fun of and get away with it. That would be guys like me that are bald. It seems to work for the ones that know me. :D Nursing home joke are funny. Oh, and one more category that is funny to joke about is pathetic losers like Hillary. :D
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    You can't really offend a red neck by telling a joke about them
  20. Alpo

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    Well, actually, yes you can. I've been offended by several "jokes" about rednecks, about whites or about Southerners.

    Mostly I ignore it, because I "consider the source". But, just because I don't weep and wail and sling snot, does not mean I did not find it offensive.

    Your comment, for example, I found offensive, because it implies that rednecks are too stupid to take offense at anything.
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