REDNECK LOGIC

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  1. southernpatriot

    southernpatriot New Member

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    REDNECK LOGIC



    Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

    "What's logic?" the first redneck asked.

    The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"

    "I sure do."

    "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

    "That's real good!" said the redneck.

    The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

    Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"

    "And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

    "That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on.

    "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

    "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"

    The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.

    "So what classes are ya takin' ?" asked the friend.

    "Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.

    "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.

    "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.

    "No," his friend replied.

    "You're queer, ain't ya?"
  2. catfish83861

    catfish83861 Active Member

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    Well thats one way to look at it,dang glad I got a weed eater. I wonder if old AL has ever owned one? Nah probably not ;):D catfish
  3. Nighthawk

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  4. Crpdeth

    Crpdeth Active Member

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    Never heard of one... I do own a few Stihl TRIMMERS though!


    :D:D:D:D:D


    Crpdeth
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