Register 5

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Pistolenschutze, Feb 21, 2006.

  1. A man was in a long line at Target.

    As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to
    get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have
    some brought up to the register.

    She asked, "What size condoms?"

    The customer replied that he didn't know.

    She asked him to drop his pants.

    He did, she reached over the counter, grabbed hold
    of him and called over the intercom,

    "One box of large condoms, Register 5."



    The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like
    most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the
    register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get
    condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register
    for him.

    She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

    She asked him to drop his pants.

    He did, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said,

    "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."



    A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought
    what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any
    type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this
    was his chance.

    When he got to the register he told the checker he needed
    some condoms.

    She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

    She asked him to drop his pants and he did.

    She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then
    picked up the intercom and said...


    "Cleanup, Register 5"
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    :eek: They only had 'one size fits all ' when i was a teenager! lol ;)
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    i didn't know they had serial numbers on them till i was 19 ! :confused:

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