Rejected Valentines Cards

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by muley, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. muley

    muley New Member

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    Aug 5, 2004
    Far North Cal
    Top 10 rejected Valentine card sayings

    10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
    But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

    9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
    Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

    8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store
    In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

    7. This feels so good, it feels so right
    I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

    6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class
    Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat a$$.

    5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
    But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

    4. Through all the things that came to pass
    Our love has grown. . . but so's your a$$.

    3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie
    I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".

    2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny
    So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!

    1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister
    You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
     
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So very BBBBADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    but Funny.:D
     

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Texas
  4. :D I could have used some of those when I was in the Navy! :D
     
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