Robot Bartender

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  1. steve4102

    steve4102 Former Guest

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    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.



    The robot says,
    "What will you have?"



    The guy
    says, "Martini."



    The robot
    brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,




    "What's your IQ?"



    The guy
    says, "168."



    The robot then
    proceeds to talk about physics,



    Space
    exploration and medical technology.



    The guy leaves,



    but he is curious...


    So he goes back
    into the bar.


    The robot
    bartender says, "What will you have?"


    The guy
    says, "Martini."


    Again, the
    robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and
    says,


    "What's your IQ?"


    The
    guy says, "100."


    The robot then
    starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
    tractors.


    The guy
    leaves, but finds it very interesting,


    So he
    thinks he will try it one more time.



    He goes
    back into the bar.



    The robot says,
    "What will you have?"



    The guy
    says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another
    great martini.



    The robot then
    says, "What's your IQ?"


    The guy
    says, "Uh, about 50."


    The robot leans in real close and says,
    "So you people still happy you voted for
    Obama?"
  2. carver

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    Didn't see that one coming!
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    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Great one, Steve -
  4. geds

    geds New Member

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    Now that's funny, I don't care who you are!
  5. flyingtiger85

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    You got me on that one I thought for sure the punch line was "How's the occupy Wall Street going".But it was still funny.
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    two thumbs up.
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