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    SAINT NANCY

    On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D. C., an aide to House
    Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in
    D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the
    next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out
    Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include
    calling Pelosi a saint.

    The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there
    are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of
    Pelosi's views."

    Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a
    donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the
    congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

    The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the
    money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

    As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the
    Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side
    of the center aisle.

    As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that
    Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the
    congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to
    some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.
    Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church,
    and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a
    petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy
    Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy
    Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally
    witnessed. She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the
    American people. She also has a reputation for shirking her
    Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California . The
    woman is simply not to be trusted."

    The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with President. Obama,
    House Speaker Pelosi is a saint.":D:D:D
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