salesmanship

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Diamondback, Jan 4, 2012.

  1. Diamondback

    Diamondback Active Member

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    A grocer put up a sign that read "Eggplants, 25 each -- three for a dollar."

    All day long, customers came in exclaiming: "Don't be ridiculous! I should get four for a dollar!"

    Meekly the grocer capitulated and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer, "Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign?"

    "What mistake?" the grocer asked. "Before I put up that sign no one ever bought more than one eggplant."
  2. Brisk44

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