Sarcastic answers to the question: "How many guns do you own?"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Remington597, Mar 12, 2004.

  1. Remington597

    Remington597 Former Guest

    Feb 24, 2004
    Funny answers to the question: "How many guns do you own?"

    When asked this question , have some fun, Here are examples when asked "How many guns do you own?"


    1."More than the average American but less than David Coresh did"

    2. "Two guns are better than one"

    3. "Two, in case I miss with the first"

    4. "I am a little drunk right now, and seeing double, so I have two guns, one for each of you". (Stolen from the movie Tombstone).

    5. "I lost count when I converted the semiautos to full auto"

    6. "When the local police department had a gun buyback amnesty, They had to ask the state for more money when I came in"

    7. "Ted Nugent took photographs when he visited my house"

    8. "I call the NRA and ask them for money"

    9. "The History Channel regularly films in my living room"

    10. "I have a special cabinet for my file at the BATF"

    full legal disclosure to the Feds.
    "The above is purely hypothetical and for entertainment purposes only, any resemblence to the the thread originator is purely coincidental. "

    :cool: :D
    Last edited: Mar 13, 2004
  2. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Kind of a cross between 4 and 7.......

    I'm a little drunk at teh moment....and me and nugent have both taken pictures of our we*^er's......well that is if a photocopier counts as a picture...


  3. Gunguy

    Gunguy Guest

    Yes, this is a gun in my pocket and I'm glad to see you. How long have you been a burglar.

  4. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
    How many?

    3 or 4 short of enough.

  5. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    ISB, that's about right and a superb answer!!!!!!

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  6. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

    Sep 22, 2002
    Well Marlin, that's what I tell my wife. She does not believe me at all!!!:D
  7. gwitness1

    gwitness1 New Member

    Apr 5, 2003
    washington state
    I don't count 'em, if I did the wife would realize just how many there are lurking in the closets and safe.;)
  8. gpostal

    gpostal Former Guest

    Feb 20, 2003
    36 including the one i can't find

    that one gets them everytime
  9. merc

    merc New Member

    Jun 30, 2003
    Pelham, NH
    more than 1
    but not enough.
    They are like jello----always room for 1 more
  10. gamachinist

    gamachinist Member

    Jul 2, 2003
    Locust Grove GA
    I usually tell them
    "I don't know,I haven't counted them lately".
    The look on their face is one of those "priceless" moments.

  11. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Fewer than I want.

  12. 91/59

    91/59 New Member

    May 3, 2003
    My general answer is a combination of previous answers given here.

    I say:

    "More than I need, but less than I want".
  13. hillbilly_joe

    hillbilly_joe New Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    Brazoria, Texas
    lost count

    im 11 and i lost count after 4 and soon to add 1 more SxS that blackgun is sellin:D :D :D :D :D :D
  14. mameral

    mameral New Member

    Jul 24, 2003
    Northern California
    I purchased my first one at 18 and later that day walked out of the store with it and then I had one and I bought another, however I traded that for two lesser and bought another one that was later registered and then I had to buy a gun safe, but there was quite a bit of free space so I traded a Blue Tick for a really nice one but then I got a heck of a deal on a long gun that was sold to me by an older woman who didn't want it any more...

    You get the picture?
  15. stash247

    stash247 New Member

    Oct 18, 2003
    Central Texas
    Wait a minute...
    You bought this stuff to shoot, right?
    So, you shoot it, you clean it , you put it in the safe, the attic, under the bed, wherever...
    Then you pick another one.
    Remember the song about "Too much fun???"
    Same deal. I got no adult supervision, just ex'es, so there ain't such a thing as too many guns, just, sometimes, limited storage.
    Sure hope this helps...
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