Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008

    You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
    You don't even have tO like 'em!

    We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned

    on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet

    and put the cat in the backyard.

    We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.. The taxi arrived and

    we opened the front door to leave the house.

    The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want

    the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

    My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat

    runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't

    want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she

    explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going

    upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

    A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as

    we drove away. 'That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke

    her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I

    grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her

    from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her downstairs, howling the whole way, and

    threw her out into the back yard!'

    The cab driver hit a parked car.
  2. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
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