Scottish Hunter

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  1. Contenderizer

    Contenderizer New Member

    Feb 18, 2007
    North-Central Florida, USA
    Scottish Hunters

    Two hunters from Glasgow hired a pilot in Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four.

    As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose. "It's aboot the luggage space, hey? The airplane can only hold twoo moose, hey?

    The two Scots objected strongly, stating, "We’re nae are payin fur two trips. Tha last year we wuz oop 'ere tha pilot, Reggie, let us tak fower, an did'na charge us at'all fur any mower ! An‘e ad' the same ourplane as yourn."

    Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded. "We'll never get owt of 'ere, hey! Unfortunately, even at full throttle, the airplane couldn't handle the load and crashed shortly after takeoff.

    Climbing out of the wreckage, one asked, "Och, MacTavish, can ye guess whur we're at ?" The other replied “Och aye Dougal, I cannae say fur cair'un, but ina tha Reggie's right wing o'er thar? I'm thinkin' we’re right aboot whur we crashed the last year!

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