Searching for wife in COSTCO

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Bubblehead, Feb 2, 2011.

  1. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead New Member

    Mar 7, 2008
    Pioneer, CA
    An old guy was in Costco the other day, pushing his shopping cart around, when he collided with a young guy also pushing a cart.

    He said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The young guy says, "That's OK. It's just a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The old guy said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

    The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, with long blond hair, green eyes, long legs, big boobs and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.

    What does your wife look like?"

    The old guy said, "Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Active Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth
    Even Rocko got a chuckle on that one !
  3. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    the old guy got it right !!!
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