Senior Beach Time

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by berto64, Jul 4, 2008.

  1. berto64

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    Jan 31, 2001
    Owyhee County, Idaho
    Senior Beach time

    A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers, Florida.

    She looked up and noticed that a gentleman her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers, made himself comfortable, and began reading a book.

    Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello, sir, how are you today?"

    "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

    "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

    "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.

    "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely" she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.

    "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered, and again resumed reading.

    Trying to find a topic of common interest, She persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"

    With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

    When the cloud of sand began to settle, She gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

    The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
  2. Marlin

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    *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Mar 27, 2003
    At SouthernMoss' side forever!
    That's bad, Berto, but funny. :D :D

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