Seriously funny complaint

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  1. jack404

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    http://www.findlegaladvice.org/foru...ed-his-medals-Can-I-file-a-lawsuit-531074.htm

    A U.S. Marine punched me in the head, knocking me out, after i touched his medals, Can I file a lawsuit?

    I was at the K Mart, and saw a Marine, I called him a baby killer. He ignored me. So then
    I touched his medals and said, You get these for killing babies. I spit on him.

    Next thing i know, i was on the ground unconscious the next minute.

    I did not think he would have the guts to hit me in public, the K Mart, in a public place. The store was empty. Maybe if it was more crowded, he wouldnt have done anything.

    I thought they cant freaking hit you if they are in uniform?

    I awoke 10 minutes later in an ambulance. They told me at the hospital, he hit me like 5 and 6 times, after i was out cold. I have 2 missing teeth, and a swollen nose, and swollen eyes and 2 bruises on my head. My hospital bill is over $10,000, including ambulance ride. Can I file a lawsuit against the military, to get them to pay my hospital bills?

    Plus I missed 3 weeks of work, I lost over $1200 in work pay.

    Also, they dropped the charges against this guy? How can I re-press them against him?

    I think he should have charged civily and criminally, I had no clue a uniform man would attack somebody in public place.


    ( friend sent this and asked me to paste in my court hearing from here but i aint a US poster so blocked )

    i took my rack off and pinned it to the protester... literally

    he said i stabbed him with it but i did it correctly , just a tad deep

    i apologuised on the spot .. what you folks would cal "my bad"

    oops, told him to stay still but you know these fidggity types ....
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  2. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    lucky he got off light
  3. stumpjumper

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    now he knows! Don't spit on a marine. or anyone for that matter
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    Marlin T Well-Known Member

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    That's funny!
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    Kinda feel bad. The poor guy has a $10,000 bill and loss of pay.
    I think someone should take up donations for the MARINE!
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    Some idiots just don't have a clue. Soldiers are trained to fight. He just got the normal reaction to an assault.
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    Spitting on someone is actually considered assault I believe. If the spitter knowingly has AIDS, it is considered attempted murder. (At least in Alabama).
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    Is this Ahole from the 60's? What's with the "baby killings"? He got what he richly deserved. Another ribbon for the marine please.
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    man i got bloody herpes ( cold sore type) IN MY EYE from some pro palistinian creep who spat at me , 3 weeks of putting thick junk in my eye , i hate playing with my eyes ..

    could not sue here, did meet up again though ... just as good ..

    he apologuised
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    Did it take much persuasion?
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    no persuasion, total intimidation until he remembered ,

    figure someones fear , use that against em , this guy was tough when he was with the mob , on the edge .. he got nervy , so picked him up and ran him down the lane a hundred meters or so when the scuffles started like i was getting him outta there , i was ... so we where all alone ... the few bumps into things along the way mighta helped

    he was in tears poor dear .. , he remembered ..
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  12. skullfr

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    most mouthy aholes arent very brave one on one.Some good ol fashioned ass whipping cures em.
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    See, stupidity does come at a price. One of the enjoyable parts of being a police officer was being able to provide life lessons once in a while.
    Kind of "I told you so" moments. :eek:
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    Is that the "You want to slow down or you want me to stop?" part? :D
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    :D It further un-nerves them when a woman advances into their personal-space instead of retreating.
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