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Sex, yes, no, mebbe?

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by ibtrukn, Jun 24, 2003.

  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

    May 13, 2001
    central N.J.
    > "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
    > >that money can buy."
    > >--Tom Clancy
    > >
    > >"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
    > >--Steve Martin
    > >
    > >"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
    > >better have a good hand."
    > >--Woody Allen
    > >
    > >"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
    > night."
    > >--Rodney Dangerfield
    > >
    > >"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
    > >particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
    > >--Lynn Lavner
    > >
    > >"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
    > >taxidermist."
    > >--Matt Barry
    > >
    > >"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
    > >--Camille Paglia
    > >
    > >"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
    > >unimportant."
    > >--George Burns
    > >
    > >"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
    > relationships."
    > >--Sharon Stone
    > >
    > >"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
    > >--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
    > >
    > >"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
    > >--Jack Nicholson
    > >
    > >"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
    > >never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
    > >--Barbara Bush
    > >(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
    > >
    > >"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    > >through his wallet."
    > >--Robin Williams
    > >
    > >"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
    > >time of the month that I can be myself."
    > >--Roseanne
    > >
    > >"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
    > >--Billy Crystal
    > >
    > >"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
    > >in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
    > that
    > >women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
    > >--Robert De Niro
    > >
    > >"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
    > having
    > >allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
    > So
    > >what's the problem?"
    > >--Dustin Hoffman
    > >
    > >"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
    > >what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
    > >--Jerry Seinfeld
    > >
    > >"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
    > and
    > >just give her a house."
    > >--Rod Stewart
    > >
    > >"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
    > enough
    > >blood to run one at a time."
    > >--Robin Williams
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